fear nap

The overwhelming sense of fatigue and required shut down for sleep brought by intense periods of stress.

Did you see that kid? He was so scared he went into a fear nap.

by angrybovine November 12, 2011

Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

Nap wine

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

by Madatnumbers April 19, 2020

The Forbidden Nap

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.

Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.

by conmang March 4, 2020

brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020