Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.

Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck

by kkpep January 6, 2024

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024

Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.

Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

Musterd

The Greatest Discord Joke For Joke packer, Known For Coming Out Of Nowhere Into the community and Running Through The competition, Even influencing other packers

Musterd just Packed Last Event And It was hilarious

by Boado T. May 15, 2024

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Mustard

It is some kind of sauce, but it can also refer to the Incredibox mod where that chubby bee woman and that screaming stampede guy came from.

Hear me out but that I think that bee woman from Mustard is a smash

by ClukrWork November 24, 2024

MUSTARDDDDD

kendrick lamar screaming out mustard on his song "TV Off"

Kendrick Lamar: MUSTARDDDDDDDD
guy 2: real

by teletubbiesrule34 December 12, 2024