Murph

To Murph is to steal one's seat just before they sit down in it.
Can be associated with the word 'snake'

Person 1: Hey come and sit down

*someone Murph's a seat*

Person 2: Oh no! I've just got Murph

by ZackyFlanners August 15, 2016

murph

a small, pre-pubescent, very white male who thinks that they are ghetto and gangsta, likes wearing oversized red shirts everyday, and occasionally purple ones

Murph likes to burn his planna fo twenny dollas, man dats shit stanky.

by murphymurph November 16, 2007

murph

(Verb)murph is another word to express the emotions of getting screwed over or turned down. It can also be used expressed in anger , or to treat unfairly or harshly. Murph can also be used as a figure of speech to get rid of or to ditch.
(Adj) Murph can also be used on its own, to express anxiouty , anger or disstress.
(Noun)Describing someone or something that screws or screwed over, messed up or destroyed a certain (noun) item, possesion or siduation.

Boy: Lets go out tonight.
Girl: Sorry, i have other plans
Boy: What a Murph!!
or
Boy:I just got murphed
or
Boy:murph this chick.
or
Boy: She murphed the whole siduation.

by Vicky Azrak January 7, 2008

murph, murphed, murphing

to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

murphy lee

he is the sexiest man alive and best rapper

by jenifer August 30, 2003

murphey!

lol, murphey means like idiot!
said like: arrr your a right murppppheeeeey you are hehe!

look at him acting like a stud again, hes showing himself up! the girls are going red from embarassment just through being embraced by him lol, hes a propa murppppheeeey!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010