mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

mantasy

A man's ultimate dream. Copyright by Stephen Colbert, 2007.

The average mantasy involves fast cars, brazilian supermodels, and beer.

by Vacuum December 30, 2008

Mentalist

A sci-fi show about a man who can think.

Have you seen that show Mentalist with Simon Baker? Apparently it's about a man who can think. Move over X-Files.

by surgeonbug April 1, 2009

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

muntar

Extremely ugly bird

What do you think of her?
- Muntar!

by daver May 31, 2004

mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.

sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.

by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007