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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!
by Cult Figure May 27, 2006
mugGet the Muff Chasermug.

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.
Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"
by meefpeople March 24, 2014
mugGet the muff is cabbagemug.

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
mugGet the muff buffinmug.

muff punt

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019
mugGet the muff puntmug.

Crush that muff

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
mugGet the Crush that muffmug.

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
by Docks October 2, 2008
mugGet the muff rufflingmug.

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
mugGet the Manky muffmug.

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