moist in the snack cake

When a sexy hipster appears at a party, or a delectable scene kid walks by.. this is the aftermath, of every hipster/scene girls vaginas.

"Hot bricks of Jesus, he makes me moist in the snack cake"

"Look at all these hipsters! mhmm im moist in the snack cake"

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come over to my crib after school, and I'll make your pinky aaaall stinky." - Strangers With Candy

by cuppycake3 March 1, 2012

moist steamboat

When you get busy in a confined space, with little to no ventilation.

"Man, fucking in that small car was like a moist steamboat"

by ch0da1920 September 19, 2013

moastest

the most ultimate level possibly imaginable by the human brain.

"I missed you."
"I missed you moar."
"I missed you moast."
"I missed you moastest."

by karmoo March 3, 2014

Moist

What Luke B becomes when he sees Sadie Sink

Luke sees Sadie sink:OMG ITS HER OMG I WANT TO TOUCH HER (becomes moist)
Everyone else:ewwwww

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019

Moist Queef

(abbrev. MQ) a queef (expulsion of vaginal gases during coitus) that often comes with vaginal juices.

"hey, did you tap that last night?"

"yeah, but she MQ'd (moist queef-ed) on me -_-"

by Annabella McFagatron August 22, 2011

Moist

The most disturbing word in the milky way galaxy.

I am so moist right now!

by MCCrafting April 2, 2016

moist

According to most surveys, the #1 favorite word by the female gender. They especially enjoy combining it with other words in the top of the list to form sentences, such as:

"I have moist and chunky cottage cheese tits"

Hang on, let's squirt these bath towels to get them all chunky and moist before we use them

Aww that kitten is adorable! I bet it's really moist!

by waskeyjam November 14, 2016