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Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.
Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
by whenriques March 23, 2019
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Gak Monster

A person who smokes OBSCENE amounts of Crystal Meth usually lurking in metropolitan areas.
The Tenderloin in San Francisco is crawling with gak monsters.
by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009
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meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet
Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today
by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016
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Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010
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Neckle Monster

A person who loves high grade weed and is constantly smoking it.
This cat bought 3 draws in the 2 days, he's a neckle monster!
by JB £! May 9, 2010
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fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 20, 2008
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Henny monster

A name for the violence the comes out of people when they drink Hennessy.
It’s his third shot of Hennessy, the henny monster is coming out!

He’s possessed by the henny monster.
by Hog-rider March 22, 2023
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