geet monster

synonym for the term 'crack head'

I just got chased down the street by 3 geet monsters when i wouldn't give them a dollar

by J.R. September 6, 2004

Flog The Monster

To masturbate;Male only; To give pleasure to ones self by Strokeing ones Private area.

Dude, i flog the monster 8 times a day! My wrist hurts!

by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006

dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

by Meesh W. February 4, 2009

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

by chichrigga December 11, 2018

Monster Rancher

cool ass game

play that shit

by big mike the man October 31, 2003

Monster

A man that will have sex with anything that has a hole. Not to be confused with a man-whore, a monster has no preference and will give himself up to anyone or anything. Where as a man-whore, sleeps with many people, but often has preferences and is actually attracted to the person they are persuring.

Boy 1: I wanna get some of dese girls home tonight.
Boy 2: Fo real. Dere's one rite dere.
Boy 1: Yo! Dat girl is HIT! I would NEVER tap dat!
Boy 2: I dun care man, pussy is pussy!

Boy 1 is clearly a man-whore but Boy 2 is a Monster.

by C.eastern connection September 12, 2009

cunt monster

someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy

"Larry is such a fucking cunt monster!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006