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Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)
by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023
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mini softy

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelledget big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
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Frosted Mini Queefs

A play onFrosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”
Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”
by RolyatEornom December 3, 2017
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Mini hulk

The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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britisk mini-gun

something a autistisk jona-boi would say
britisk mini-gun rawrrrrrr
by viktor-shitless May 16, 2023
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Mini Main

A character in either team based or fighting games (main), that a player uses less frequently then the other favorites.
Yeah I main as Batman and Flash, but I mini main as Harley Quinn from time to time. (Injustice 2)
by DaUltimateShape August 3, 2017
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Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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