Michael 

A lad that is an actual gun at soccer and has a lot of friends. He is kind and cares for most people he loves to eat kids.

Michael is a gun

Michael by Dove.sun3 June 3, 2019

Michael 

A very tall person with black hair he is very goofy and will always try to walk around in his underwear he has a great personality but asleep ALOY

Michael is a goofball

Michael by Jatdjwjsj October 26, 2019

Michael 

Just a SIMP

Michael likes everyone

Michael by HalifaxRoys September 18, 2020

Michael 

No one likes Michaels. They don't care about whats around them and what it doesn't benefit them they don't listen. They have a tendency to have a small penis and be bad in bed. They are not confident about their body due to the small extension they have between legs. The company durex created the XXXS size for condoms so that Michaels don't have to die virgins. If you see a Michael say hello and punch him in the balls, he won't feel a thing.

Rebeca: He is hot
Haven: He is a Michael
Rebeca: Fuck small dick...

Michael by SheWasOnlyXI November 21, 2017

Michael 

A total piece of shit

Man, Michael can go fuck off

Michael by Osamadong19 January 20, 2018

Michael 

The big gey

Ur so michael

Michael by Big Frog October 7, 2018

michael 

a pretty cool dad but who is an oxymoron without the oxy

my dads name is Michael

michael by barbee1300 July 3, 2019