Michael

Someone with a little dick he never gets girls

When i grow up i dont wanna a michael

by BabyBallsBennet March 20, 2017

Michael

Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.

I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael

by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018

Michael

Often people refer to Michael as a dickhead, most of the time a michael can ne cocky and conceited. None the less, they will never fail to liven up a party with all his jerk head personality but makes up for it in supplying the kegs.

Girl: Boy that Michael is a real dick
Boy: yeah hut we keep him around for the beer

by Xxxtrixxx January 1, 2018

Michael

A really gay Minecraft player

Michael always plays Minecraft

by Oof me January 8, 2019

Michael

A very cocky guy that loves to have all the attention on him. Most people ugh there's Michael I hope he doesn't try to talk to me. A type of guy that usually takes 12 hits to nock down a capnet.

Oh boy there's Michael

by Ron jermey June 18, 2017

Michael

Michael is a guy that seems like a great match and you could fall head over hills for him but once he gets you under his spell he will make his situation seem like he's the victim and you will feel sorry for him and take him in, living under your roof free of charge once you fall in love with him he will convince you to have a baby with him and cheat on you while you're pregnant and say sorry then you take him back. A couple of months late he starts to do heavy drugs and many more things you end it 5 years down the drain what a waste Michael's are manipulative brainwashing machines that want to make everyone feel sorry for them they have a poor work ethic they want everything handed to them for nothing

My ex Michael is no good

by Tiffany903 April 21, 2018

Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.

Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.

by MichaelLover1000 June 12, 2018