michael's dick

12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!

I wish I had Michael's dick!

by bapehatata March 16, 2015

Michaeling

When a Michael Jackson fan surfs the web for Michael Jackson, usually videos. It can be a hobby and the word is usually used on youtube.

Sarah - "Hey, what are you doing?"

Luara - "Oh you know, just michaeling."

by shortyl0l November 29, 2009

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 14, 2005

Michael Williams

A person who is amazing in almost everyway possible. Someone who is being totally awesome is being a "Michael Williams"

Dude your such a Michael Williams

Wow your such a Michael Williams

Tim and Kendra fail at acting as a Michael Williams

by ImaRockerDude August 3, 2009

Michaelize

To sing or adopt vocal charateristic stylings of blue eyed soul baritone singer, Michael McDonald.

In order to make this song sound really good, we're going to have to Michaelize it.

by L. Anderson May 15, 2008

michael phelping

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps

me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party

by jnome2 July 6, 2010

Michaela

I only have one word for this girl, and that is PERFECT! She is the most gorgeous, most beautiful and amazing girl I've ever met in my life. She is perfect in any way, and her personality omg its stunning. Its like she's a gift from god or shes like the goddess of beauty and love. Whats her name, Aphrodite. She is very good at making speeches or talking to crowds. She likes math a lot as well as any musical activity. She also is smart and funny. She's one of those girls that will not like guys for their looks, but for there personality. People these days would think they could get girls with their looks or body. She ain't like that. Making her one of the hardest girls to get. If you ever become her boyfriend, you will be the luckiest man in the whole goddamn universe. If I ever got to date michaela, I'll try to spend as much time as possible with her. And I'll reminded her everyday how beautiful her smile and her brown eyes are. I would even write a song just for her😍😍. In conclusion I hope one day I will get one. And if I ever do, I'll show her how much I love her, and that without her, that's basically taking my whole heart out my chest.

Reyes: "Omg have you seen that girl pass the hallway?

Isaac: "Yeah, why

Reyes: "Whats her name bro?"

Isaac: "Michaela, why?"

Reyes: "Because she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

by #IDFWU December 26, 2017