metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016

Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

Mertophobie

Poeple, that hate Merts cause Merts hate gay people

Person A: Hey, who is that guy over there?
Person B: Thats Mert, but i don't like him and i have the MERTOPHOBIE

Follow me on insta: edon_ham ;)

by edon_ham March 2, 2017

Metroid Moment

A complete hoseshit moment as defined by videogamedunkey in his Metroid : Samus Returns (dunkview) video.

That Metroid game has a shit-ton of Metroid Moments.

by FuryTheGuy October 4, 2017

methroplex

the tweakers metroplex

i've been up for 3 days doin the most in this methroplex.

by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017

Metromillion

The largest number in the alphabet, used to exaggerate the value of something

Holy shit man her ass was metromillions larger than your cousin, and that's not easy to come by!

by __Mudkip October 31, 2017

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018