another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.
by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004
Get the swedish massage mug.When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back
Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good
by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012
Get the Kentucky back massage mug.Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.
Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"
Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"
Patron: "moderate to heavy!"
Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"
Patron: "moderate to heavy!"
by PineappleUndertheSea March 10, 2009
Get the Greek Massage mug.Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.
After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.
by john5535meaders March 19, 2007
Get the esalen massage mug.On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain
by Portland LMT July 14, 2011
Get the Massage Chain mug.1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.
2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
by Megapussi December 19, 2008
Get the voice massage mug.When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.
Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.
Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.
Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.
Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.
Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.
Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.
Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
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