Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!

Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!

by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video

Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 24, 2022

Masonite

A Music student at The State University of New York at Fredonia (SUNY Fredonia) who spends much of their time in Mason hall either practicing, attending class, rehearsing, or chilling in the lounge.

"Hey, why do we never see Jesse anymore?"
"Oh, cause he's a Masonite."

by Jesse Conti September 26, 2005