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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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matthew

Matthew, you are the biggest faggot ever.
by Yeetskswqm October 28, 2017
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matthew

Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .
Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.
by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018
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matthew

a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018
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Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019
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Dylan Matthews

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
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Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying
by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020
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