MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 4, 2019

no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.

Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya

by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

There's no mate

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.

"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*

by BrigadierG September 20, 2020

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016

East Tennessee mating call

When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women

The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.

by Sleepover Gang Party October 10, 2022

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

Mac-Mates

An extremely steezy ski/snowboard crew that shreds McKintyre harder than anyone ever has...ever.

The Mac Mates include: J-Money, Steezy D, and Big Poppa Steez

Ginger fag in yellow pants: "Man, i wish i shredded as hard as the mac mates..."

Faggoty Friend: "Yeah me too, the Mac-Mates basically run this place!"

by MacShredFest May 3, 2010