Madison, Ohio

A decently sized town nestled right inbetween Mentor and Ashtabula. mostly known for its abundance of nurseries, fast food restaurants, pharmacies, and the local wal-mart. There are also many tell-tale signs if you've lived in Madison. For example: going from the township to the village is like crossing the mason-dixon line, you've ever heard "blood makes the grass grow kill, kill, kill!" at a football game, or if on any given day you see at least 5 members of you graduating class at Wal-Mart. People here are under the common misconception that they are gangsters or hillbillies, but once you get past that they're some sweet people. All in all, its not that bad of a place to live, we just need something to do on weekends.

"Madison, Ohio, that's the exit with the carosel, right?"
"yep thats us!"

Madison, Ohio by quadularzeetz October 24, 2008

Madison Central High School 

a.k.a. "The Jungle"; located in scenic Madison, Mississippi, offers public school education at its finest. Led by disillusioned administrators with a fear of defeat, Madison Central can offer the kind of win or drop-out atmostphere that any true competitor looks for on his way to community college. Insubordination is not tolerated in "The Jungle," and Madison Central offers a number of wonderful In-School and After-school detention programs for any unruly "Jaguars."

Recently all Madison Central High School students were assigned ID numbers.

The Varsity athletes were allowed to have their numbers tattooed on the arm of their choosing, so as not to interfere with any intravenus steroid use.

Madison Central High School by Faithful Follower December 24, 2008

Madison High School 

Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.

The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.

We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.

Madison High School:

senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"

*correction from last year*

any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"

Madison High School by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006

Madison Egg Beater 

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

Madison Egg Beater by the squirter September 25, 2010

Madison Amodio 

A beautiful, blonde-headed girl. She is just everyone's friend, the sweetest thing, has GORGEOUS eyes. She is athletic, funny, and easy-going. Everyone loves Madison.

No example needed to explain further. Madison Amodio is amazing enough.

Madison Amodio by nld12231996 January 8, 2012

Madison tuck 

a gorgeous girl. brown hair. short. simply amazing. doesn't believe she is pretty, but she is so much more than that. she is an amazing bestfriend to me. and an even better girlfriend. she is simply just a keeper and wouldn't want it any other way.

Madison tuck looked gorgeous today! I'm lucky to have her.

Madison tuck by jacoblooktoyourwright May 16, 2014

Madison Wilson 

A bitchy two faced liar who is only here to steal your boyfriend

Have you seen that bitch Madison Wilson.

Madison Wilson by Urbanchic22 March 2, 2019