canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold September 25, 2015
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surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle
When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.
by DumDumDugan December 22, 2016
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Euro Mount

I'm doing a euro mount for some guys at work
by WowOkayTriggered November 23, 2016
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