Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.

Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.

by Beezlebuub March 14, 2024

Mount Isa Motel

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.

I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.

by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025

Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it

mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison

by TuffDuoTwou October 22, 2025

Mount Gushmore Mudslide

A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.

I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎

My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.

This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.

by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025

Mount Flushmore

A moniker granted to Donald John Trump after intelligence from the White House facility management was received, that he violated the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act by flushing documents down his toilet, in turn causing congestion in said and downstream sanitary devices.

Will Mount Flushmore run again in 2024?

by Dr Nope February 16, 2022