Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019

potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020

Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.

Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!

by Orbert83 August 14, 2020

Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason

This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.

by The unholy October 19, 2020

Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.

That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.

by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018