when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
Get the Michigan Munchermug. The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
Get the Hell Michigan Bee Bagmug. Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.
Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024
Get the Michiganmug. Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018
Get the Michigan trash canmug. A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
Get the Michigan Manmug. by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 29, 2020
Get the clio michiganmug. I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
by Achenson August 26, 2023
Get the Dexter, Michiganmug.