miffer

When you hear a hilarious story that end into a nasty ending, you use miffer.

1-One day I got da flu ... and I vomit in the yard.

2-Really?

3-yep, and then I cleaned it with my shirt.

4-miffer :P

by bickerbad May 12, 2009

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010

miffler

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

milf

milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

miffilis

adj. something that is sketchy, grimy, stupid, dirty, or fucking weird, usually pertaining to a hick, redneck, or someone with syphilis

noun An individual that is particularly miffilis, or a dumbass, sketchy, stoner from bumfuck nowhere west virginia

Yo that guy is miffilis he smells like shit and always walks around naked.

by Rob Jim Abbot February 23, 2008

Miff stick

A rolled marijuana cigarette.

- I can't believe that teacher was arrested for smoking.
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!

by Inkydinktwink May 25, 2010

Miffon

The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.

It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.

by Miffon Master December 7, 2010