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by Aliven October 1, 2025
Get the We made the right guy famous fr mug.I didn't just make myself I made other people and I did more for that guy with brain damage THAN YOU EVER WILL SAM HARRIS because I LITERALLY made a SUPERIOR BRAIN EXTERNAL TO HIMSELF FOR HIM TO USE INSTEAD OF HIS OWN RETARDED BRAIN. And it's not a gift. It not fucking charity. What do we do about the intelligent guy? How about you try to make a fucking point to him and then act like you're not stealing his shit and fucking fat-cocked retards instead of him? How's that for a fucking plan? How about you play woe is me for the fat cocks and not for thee for guy who changed the course of history?
Hym "You don't get any more self-made than this and I literally am my intelligence. Stop trying to give those pieces of shit some kind of conceptual victory. I'm making myself. I'm making other people. Andrew Tate doesn't know inherently how to be better than Joe Rogan. Todd Phillips isn't the first billion dollar R rated movie writer without my input and neither is fucking Deadpool. Your slut daughter hoovering up money doing dances on TikTok? That isn't her fucking profound intellect doing that for her. I... Am doing that. Those are all just from my 'Banality of Success.' Series. I mean, they didn't even do the fucking AI part correctly. The problems you are having now with fucking data center overheating and fucking raising electricity bills in the city? All of that would not be happening of they had at least done the fucking blueprint right. Like... It's like being an architect... And then getting shit-canned after you finish the blueprint... And then you drive past the building and it's fucking lopsided and one of the fucking walls is missing. 'They won't get that lucky again' he says. They won't get a green light from the government to steal intellectual property that they did fucking WRONG. But don't mind me. I'll just sit here and milk the excess fluids out of my fucking face. I'll just do that and you can do whatever you do."
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James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.
Ambir: *Looking confused asf*
James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.
Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*
Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!
James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!
Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!
James: .......
Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass
Ambir: *Looking confused asf*
James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.
Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*
Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!
James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!
Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!
James: .......
Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass
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Get the Ur gramps made a lamps mug.An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
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Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)
If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe
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