boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

lobster

to pee in someones mouth

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.

by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008

rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster

by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008

rock lobster

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel May 1, 2007

The Hemopheliac Lobster

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.

The Hemopheliac Lobster

by The Big Fig September 19, 2009