Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.

I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!

by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Lizard

A stupid bi idiot that only likes frogs and would hide in a corner for 2 days if they had to. oh, and lizards dislike people except for their friend group of 3 people. and can’t survive without frogs and discord.

Dude 1: bro ur such a Lizard
Lizard: i know

by lizzy.go.boo April 12, 2022

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

banana lizard

another euphemism for a male genitalia

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"

by marsboro February 14, 2025