Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.

I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.

by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016

Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Pasta and Lobster

A phrase that's used to refer to white boys who give black women princess treatment.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"

by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Lobster

1. One who is not a crab

2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity

Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter

Friend 1: This guy I know just started hitting the gym, I know he's gonna quit after a week
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster

by CrabsInABucketHat March 31, 2021