K-Mock

To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.

"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!"

"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"

by Dick Liquorz April 15, 2009

k-feding

To do nothing in a dirty, white wife beater.

As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"

by licorice May 29, 2006

K.C.

K.C., as in the Messiah known as K.C. Guthrie of the Church of DeGrassi, stands for Kerking Creationist. God created him in his own image so homo sapiens of the female flavour could kerk to. All night long, if they so desire.

Tiffany: SAM EARLE IS A TOTAL K.C. JUST LIKE HIS CHARCTER ON DEGRASSI, DON'T YOU THINK!?

Nicole: BRB KERKING!!!!

by DTNG_UNCENSORED October 24, 2009

k-os

IMO and in many, the best Canadian rapper. Breaking away from the treachery of commercial hip hop and money making artistry, he excels the art to a form that is most earthly, and real. He can bring heavy NY sounding hip hop in one track, then soulful guitar (played by him) blues in another. A true artist in a world of few.

Joyful Rebellion
Exit
(His two albums)

by LibD March 18, 2005

(K)(L)(R)

The MSN/Windows Live Emoticsons for Kiss (K), Heart (L), and Rose (R), whcih are is a Combo ow how much you love them for "Cyber-Daters"

Kelly: Hey babe im going to bed (K)(L)(R)

Jon: Goodnight darling, (K)(L)(R). See you tomorrow

by KekeL January 1, 2009

K koo

Meaning, it's okay and it's cool after being owned by someone.

Your mom: "Eat your fucking vegetables Sam."

You: "I don't feel like it bitch,"

Your mom: "K koo."

by Huggies! April 11, 2009

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006