fuck me judy

the best phrase to use under any circumstance

josh: dude did you finish your essay?

me: fuck me judy

by ron 4rm challenge December 29, 2007

judgemental

a common misspelling of the word "judgmental"

You're judgmental if you think I'm stupid for spelling it "judgemental".

by kowaisouni January 9, 2013

Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

by keith0824 July 18, 2010

Judge Mental

when you don't know what a fucking compound word is

"You are judge mental"
"My judge is fucking mental"

by Dudemeniscus November 22, 2017

judge jules

1. A major DJ for the ministryy of sound
2. Jamays dad

1. Dude judge hules is a wicked dj
2. "Jamay, get off the computer!" said judge jules

by AC January 6, 2005

judiciary

noun
1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
adj
4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.

"The United States judiciary excercises authority and prepares plans for judges, sumbits suggestions to various courts, and carries on a continuous study of operations of the federal courts as prescribed by the United States Supreme Court."

by Joey Fizzle January 12, 2008

Judas

Judas: Someone who betrays the squad.

The people at Urban Dictionary got a lot of Judas going on. They'll reject a definition on reflex because they're tripod niggas standing but never stable; They may stand but they can never walk.... They'll approve some queer shit before anything legitimately thought through. Just like Judas

by NotJudas August 29, 2019