mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

dirt jockey

Any person that prefers to be on the giving end of anal sex. This person is very animated in their performance, often slapping the ass of the person they are “riding” - as a jockey would ride a race horse. Often homosexual men, but a dirt jockey can be a straight man and sometimes a lesbian or straight woman in a pegging situation.

Darth: Hey where’s Doug?
Maverick: Oh, he’s hanging out at Dave’s house tonight.
Darth: Uh-oh...that dude is a master dirt jockey. He uses a crop and everything! Does Doug know that?
Maverick: He’ll probably figure it out later, right? LOL!

by Old Darth Barley June 17, 2018

Chin-Jockey

A lesbian Slur

Joahn: Man, I'm gonna ride her so hard, I'm gonna give the best chin loving this side of the Wild West, you seafood taco loving cocksucker. She is such a great Chin-jockey.

by Chin-jockey July 1, 2021

cutlass jockey

A black person. Y'all know all black folks drive Cutlass Supremes. Very similar to camel jockey.

Yo, that cutlass jockey rollin a fat blunt, lets go smoke with that nigger.

by Future Slave Owner May 11, 2008

Jonkey

someone that is tow-up from the flo up

Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!

by Alyssa and Tiffany July 24, 2006

Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.

1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.

by Lebeaux March 18, 2010