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Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.
You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!
by WyattW May 19, 2018
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The Poo Joker Gamers Team

An organization known for their works of irony. Referred to as "Poo Joker," this group is currently at the top of the irony game on Instagram. They are also known for their feature on comedian Tony Zaret's page as a character in a skit and their multiple collaborations with Esoteric "Fosing" Irony, a young, successful man that is on par with the Poo Joker's level of irony.
Tony: "The Poo Joker Gamers Team?"
The Poo Joker: "Sup."
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Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!
by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020
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Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on
Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker
by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020
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Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap
I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.
Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!
by Fred L. October 2, 2007
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Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)
'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.
by David Gustafson October 14, 2003
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