The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other
"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"
by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019
Hold your gf hand n make her feel loved today even tho you need to do that every day but make this a day where she feels like you want her 🖤™️
*Boy hold crushes hand for the first time *
*Gf gets butterflies wanting it to last 4ever*
Gf: what was that for ?
Boy: January 5
*Boy hold crushes hand for the first time *
*Gf gets butterflies wanting it to last 4ever*
Gf: what was that for ?
Boy: January 5
by By Rachel January 05, 2021
by Bogsy January 15, 2022
January 2 is a day when everyone can show off their great smiles.
we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.
we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.
by catchmeifyoucan December 31, 2020
Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!
by EddieBready December 17, 2021
by woahlivingonaprayer,takemyhand January 12, 2021