Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.

“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”

by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020

Sophie and jess

Best friends who are bad bitches

Just want to be sophie and jess

by Shithole April 15, 2020

Jesse kramer

A way of describing very bad breath , often mistaken for dog poop or an out house.

That boy has some Jesse Kramer stench leaving his mouth hole.

by Guylowjames May 21, 2020

Jesse Webb

A unscrupulous scumbag low life that feeds on fear. A destroyer of life.

I got Jesse Webbed during my entire marriage!!

by Targetslayer#! August 13, 2020

jess gordon

a mysterious man, with a dog named Paul

hmm jess gordon is suss today

by 18year-old-no-kiss October 18, 2020

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023