Jessie

A wonderful caring woman who just wants true love, but wants an adventure before she can settle down. That being said, she is a free and wild spirit, one who will make you want to try more. She will always make you smile, and she is the best at cuddles. She can never stick to one place for too long, as she has a traveller's heart. She's quirky, but that's part of the charm. If you like bad puns, she's the gal for you.
If you ever happen upon this wonderful person, DON'T. LET. GO.

She's a once-in-a-lifetime girl.

Person: My friend, Jessie, she's taking me hiking this weekend.
Second person: Have fun. Knowing her, she'll be running around that mountain like she does around the museum. She's such an explorer!

by BookNerd433 February 1, 2017

Jesiah

A crackhead mixed with belle dalphine

Person :Damn that jesiah is dumi thick
Person 2: Jesiah ie better than me at minecraft :(

by Robloxkid6969 November 3, 2019

Jessie

A fucking disappointment

Mother: i'm tired of your grades your such a jessie

by re re my pp August 21, 2019

Jessie

HUGE TITTIES

Ex) Jessie’s titties BUM BUM BUM

by sparkles and rain snow March 2, 2020

jassive

Tremendously huge; massive, to the extreme.

"She has a jassive nose!"

by noodle_j October 18, 2008

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

Jessica Alba

A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.

Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.

by the.marionette March 4, 2008