Air fern

A person with multiple diet restrictions, such gluten intolerance, nut allergies, poor methylation, lactose intolerance, etc., or who have adopted severely restricted diets, such as the Whole 30, the Keto Diet, the Paleo Diet, locavore diet, or other prescriptive eating plans. Origin: "Air ferns" are dead and dried hydrozoans that were popularized in the 1970s as low-maintenance house plants that required no food or water, only air.

It's impossible to plan a holiday dinner with all of the air ferns in my family; I can't cook a single dish that everyone can eat.

by AyKayAK May 14, 2018

air drunk

When you are "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn I'm gonna be so air drunk in that party

by 727! September 24, 2022

Air Poop

Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.

"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"

by D-baggie January 3, 2018

Air-Fister

Tobi Akinkunmi on Waterloo Road fisting the air and clapping away like a mong

Person1: Who’s that Air-Fister off Waterloo road?
Person2: Is he not that skinny wee black kid called TOBI AKINKUNMI?

by Daddyfountainsprainedankle October 11, 2019

Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with

"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"

by OpTiCris November 1, 2015

Air Work

Slang for word Blowjob

"I'm gonna go on Pornhub and watch a woman do Air Work to a Man"

by alldayye June 29, 2019

air-wedgie

Jumping in the air on someone while he's doing a lay-up or a slam dunk and giving him a wedgie before he hits the ground.

The NBA star got the other NBA star with an air-wedgie

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016