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Canadian Wood Hump 

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
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National Dry Hump Day 

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd
National Dry Hump Day by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

Wise guy hump

Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies
See those wise guy humps over there
Wise guy hump by Chemisfff May 10, 2023

The big hump

5 years post Covid-19, middle ground of 2020-2030 ae: the big hump
2025 almost over bro we’re leaving the big hump
The big hump by Percules6996 July 25, 2025

Daytona Beach Hump Day

The fourth Thursday of every month is Daytona Beach Hump Day. On this day, you can dry hump your girlfriend with no consequences to celebrate Drake’s music.
Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing? We just woke up.
Clavicular: It’s Daytona Beach Hump Day.