hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car

"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"

by Philip Swift July 14, 2019

de-hobo-fied

What one does when they shower so they no longer look like a Hobo

de-hobo-fied - Chantel had a long long shower and felt almost de-hobo-fied

by ColdZ October 14, 2013

Homo Hobo

an example of a Homo Hobo is Miley Cyrus

that girl is such a "Homo Hobo"

by dankmemeseatdreams May 24, 2018

Walkin' Hobo

The name for a failed Donkey Punch attempt. So named because both partners walk away either with a limp, or in a hunched over fashion resembling a hobos worn-down-by-life shuffle.

Man, I was one walkin' hobo last night, bro.

by Bluegill August 12, 2004

Hobo beat-down

A vicious beating often using a hammer, pipe, chain or bat. Made popular by the movie Emperor of the North starring Earnest Borgnine as “Shack”.

My buddy and I had to administer the hobo beat-down to a couple of bikers that refused to pay up after they lost at pool.

by cough-it-up July 19, 2009

wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

by squareforceone September 10, 2009