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Dry humping

The act of intercourse without the dick being wet
by That smart cracker February 2, 2018
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hump hugger

A derogatory term referring to anyone from the middle east including, but not limited to camel jockeys, carpet riders, sand niggers, dot heads, oil niggers and so on. It comes from the notion that a camel jockey has nothing but a hump to hug when riding his or her camel.
I think those damn hump huggers are trying to take over every convenient store in America.
by thesho March 28, 2011
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həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun
Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."
by sturgepurge93 February 28, 2018
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lady hump

What you get drunk of.
Black-eyed Peas: I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk of my lady hump.
by superlugia August 23, 2008
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Shine Hump

verb. When a person of infinately shiny and greasy proportions proceeds to dry hump you, making you oily in the process.
"Dude, you just got shine humped by Sara Kim, go kill yourself."
by Operation LOLOL February 19, 2008
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chihuahua hump

The act of humping randoms objects or your friends uncontrollably imitating a chihuahua. Also can be done in groups of friends normally directed towards the groups "douche canoe" or person within a group of friends that is consider to be annoying.
Ryan was being a douche so Red chihuahua humped him.
by Kachuck July 30, 2010
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Seal Humping

Banging a hotty you have every intention of throwing back immediately.
I picked her up last night and took her home for some seal humping, then I hit the clubs after I dropped her off at her dorm.
by One Night Stan April 28, 2010
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