hairy mound

a thick matted mass of pubes, sweat and piss amongst other things, rendering the female genetalia almost unreachable

well lets just get these knickers dow.....HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HAIRY MOUND!

by TDi July 30, 2008

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

Hairy Toga

Her hairy toga hangs out of her low cut skirt, so when ever John Willis is singing on the karaoke, shout "I have seen your mum's toga!" at him!

John your mum has a Hairy Toga .

by Gaz Eccleston January 12, 2007

hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017