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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat
dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack
by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020
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The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".
hey joe lets moose the goose .
by skin the cat January 2, 2012
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goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"
She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!
by supermann694eva November 13, 2011
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