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gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
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Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch
“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching
by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023
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commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
mugGet the commander goochmug.

The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017
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Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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Arm Gooch

Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.
Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin
by Constable blueberry nips March 26, 2020
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Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.
by Koshi March 30, 2008
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