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Ropin a Goose

When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.
Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.
by Deeznutz Beeotch March 9, 2010
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Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"
Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"
by Thalaron November 9, 2012
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smoke the goose

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose
by Connelly May 7, 2018
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Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.
“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”
by Yjames August 19, 2022
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Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 4, 2003
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Gojo

Another word for semen, named after the opaque, viscous, orange scented school cleaning product. It is stored in jugs that have pumps that are used by students to spray all over surfaces in a humorous manner. Teachers and faculty are almost always unaware of the innuendo taking place.
Student 1; "Hey can I spray the Gojo?"

Student 2; "Oh man, I've got Gojo on my hands. Where's the Gojo rag?"
by Colonel Poppin' Fresh June 24, 2011
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Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
by rhys[scb] July 4, 2008
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