Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.
Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.
by Hammy November 25, 2003
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Girl Goggles

Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.
Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?

Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles
by nikongod March 08, 2013
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Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 05, 2013
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salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 10, 2009
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Pharoh's Goggles

The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.
That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles
by CEEARECEE February 06, 2009
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Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.
Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.
by Tanned November 25, 2016
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Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.
by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019
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