When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
Get the Kiwi Glazemug. The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.
by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018
Get the Glazedmug. Hate
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
by asaprockyfan233 May 10, 2024
Get the Glazingmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. Mike: “I’m going to store later with my mom.”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023
Get the Glazemug. When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the danish glazemug. by wasteman420x November 20, 2018
Get the Glazedmug.