Golden geometry dash

Golden is an Australian Geometry Dash youtuber known for verifying The Golden I think.

Golden geometry dash

by SjsjjssjjdsjjdjdjdQ_Rty August 1, 2022

Gem/Gemerald

on the online imageboard called soyjak.party, a gem or gemerald refers to a high quality video or soyjak that is deemed "a bone chilling spine shivering aryan slowburn" or good.

"this is the gem/gemerald that is saving the sharty!"
"What?"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

The Geometry Dash Effect

A phenomenon where a video game and it's community get no updates for so long that when it finally does get an update the community will lose all brain cells and create things in which most regular people could never comprehend.

Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"

Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."

by Lopadotemachoselachogaleokra February 17, 2024

4D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in four dimensions, where the fourth dimension is typically considered time or an additional spatial dimension beyond our familiar three. In 4D geometry, objects have four mutually perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that would seem impossible in 3D—like the tesseract (a 4D cube), which projects into our world as a cube within a cube with connecting lines that don't actually touch. 4D geometry explains why your keys seem to disappear into thin air (they've merely shifted into the fourth dimension) and why your phone is always in the last place you look (you're only checking three dimensions). It's the geometry of time travelers, interdimensional beings, and anyone who's ever said "it's in another dimension" as an excuse.

Example: "He tried to explain 4D geometry to his friend by describing a tesseract—a cube within a cube with all corners connected. His friend asked if that was like Inception. He said no, it was like a cube that also exists in time. His friend asked if that was like a movie. He gave up and said 'it's complicated,' which is 4D geometry's favorite phrase."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

5D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in five dimensions, where the fifth dimension is often considered probability or possibility space—the dimension where all possible outcomes branch from every moment. In 5D geometry, objects have five perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that contain not just every point in space and time but every point in every possible timeline. A 5D sphere (a 5-sphere) would appear in our 3D world as an infinite series of branching possibilities, each intersecting with our reality at points of decision. 5D geometry explains why you always pick the slowest line at the grocery store (you're just experiencing the branch where that happens) and why there's a version of you that's already finished shopping (they're in a different 5D coordinate).

Example: "She applied 5D geometry to her love life, realizing that in the fifth dimension (probability space), there were infinite versions of her dating infinite versions of her crush. In some branches, they were happy; in others, miserable; in others, they'd never met. Her 3D self was just one coordinate in an infinite possibility space. She found this either comforting or terrifying, depending on the branch."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

6D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in six dimensions, where the sixth dimension is often considered the space of all possible initial conditions—every possible way the universe could have started, leading to every possible history. In 6D geometry, objects have six perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that contain all possible universes with all possible starting points. A 6D object would appear in our reality as a kind of meta-universe, containing every branch of every possibility from every beginning. 6D geometry is what you need when 5D isn't infinite enough, when you need to account not just for different choices but for different laws of physics, different constants, different realities entirely.

Example: "He tried to use 6D geometry to understand why his life turned out this way. In 6D, it wasn't just his choices (5D) but the initial conditions—his parents, his birthplace, his genetics—that branched into infinite possibilities. Somewhere, a version of him with different initial conditions was a billionaire. Here, he was eating ramen. 6D geometry explained everything and helped nothing."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

7D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in seven dimensions, where the seventh dimension is often considered the space of all possible physical laws—every possible set of constants, forces, and rules that could govern a universe. In 7D geometry, objects have seven perpendicular axes, allowing for forms that contain all possible universes with all possible physics. A 7D object would transcend not just our history but our very conception of reality. 7D geometry is what physicists invoke when they talk about the multiverse of string theory, where different "branes" (membranes) exist in higher-dimensional space, each with its own physical laws. It's the geometry of "what if gravity were stronger?" and "what if the speed of light were slower?" and "what if math itself were different?"

Example: "She invoked 7D geometry to explain why her diet wasn't working. 'In this universe, with these physical laws, calories matter. But in a 7D branch with different physics, maybe I could eat anything and stay thin. I'm just in the wrong dimensional slice.' Her trainer said to stick to the 3D reality where exercise also matters. She sighed, accepting that some dimensions are more inconvenient than others."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026