Guidiva

Girl with a boyfriend who is guido and she is a diva

high maintenance girl dating a guido.

I dont like her she is a Guidiva.

by Bradley Bourgeois January 21, 2009

Guido

A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."

"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."

"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."

"Ick your a Guido"

by Guidoette January 21, 2010

Guidance Counselor

(1) A person who's job is to offer emotional support and guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.

(2) The "School Mom"

I had a period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.

by SheAteThePlacenta August 31, 2017

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Guido

Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.

That short and stocky crew chief is a real guido.

by ALL NIGHT LONG! September 25, 2011

Guido

A persistent squirrel.

Guido, the squirrel, was trying to get into the bird feeder for 3 hours before finally getting in.

by Noethe000 May 22, 2019

Guidette

A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"
Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

by Rochelle_x0x0 August 15, 2007