greek

Greeks are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet. They're respectful, hardworking, hardworking, kind (but can be very scary). You'll want to hang out with greeks all the time because they're so awesome. But guess what? You can't hang out with them over the summer because they go to their horio (town they are from in Greece) for the whole summer. Even when they are home, they are probably busy hanging out with their families. And don't even try to hang out with them on Sundays. This is the day of Church and Church gossip. You see, the greeks go to church on Sunday for the service yes, but for the coffee hour after so they can gossip about each other. Religion is one of the greeks strongest values. Another thing that greeks like to do is dance. The most common known dance is the kalamatiano. Dancing is how they burn off all of the galaktoboureko, baklava, loukoumades, etc.

Sally Smith: Hey Panayotia do you want to hang out this summer?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.

Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.

by malako June 25, 2019

Greeks

Lanky dogs who have no left foot

Siki: I don't date aussies, I date Greeks and non aussies

by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

greek god

a fine nikka

ex: this dude is a greek god

by dabestt. June 4, 2023

Greek Coffee

Someone who goes to get a cup of coffee at the dead of night at the only place that’s open (i.e., a greek restaurant).

This port authority cop took me out to get a greek coffee instead of drinking at my place.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 20, 2025

TGI Greek

The go-to company for every college student when it comes to custom designed t-shirts + accessories for events, or just everyday wear.

Person 1 "Ugh, where do you get so many cute t-shirts?"
Person 2 "Thanks, it's TGI Greek."

by pennyvegas May 31, 2022

Greek flirting

Your best pick up line using Greek food and drink.

Greek flirting - So when are we going over to yours to make souvlaki and make it ouzo

by Zillogee November 18, 2022

Avarege Greek Dude

He be greek, light brown haired, avarage dude that has no life. He plays on his PC all day and has only few friends, because ppl thinks he's wierd. He is politically unstable due to his country's state and also has a secret crush that never talks about.

Greek Dude #01: Hey look! Giannis is coming!
Greek Dude #02: Oh no! Run away! He's a Avarege Greek Dude!

by kwjzs April 9, 2020