greasy sherk

The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.

by Stuntcack June 27, 2014

greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.

I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers

by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then

This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.

The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.

by Hockey junky May 17, 2018

greasy big mac

A nicer term for a disgusting person, a greasy Big Mac has a certain Odor about them.

Yuck that girl is a greasy Big Mac
Ew she washes her hair in canola oil
Did she bathe in the deep fryer?

by Ohyeahnagood January 16, 2018