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Grandmapocalypse

The grandmapocalypse is an apocalypse of the GRANDMAS! This takes place in Cookie Clicker, a game created by DashNet®. The grandmas are weird looking white eyed angry things, created by the in-game upgrade "One-Mind". The stage 2 of the grandmapocalypse is the wrinkly grandma weird looking stupididy weirdos. These weird things look like slimy, wrinkly, fat worm grandmas. Yuck! Play the game for yourself to find this out. Also, the upgrade "Elder Covenant" can permanetly remove the grandmapocalypse for 5% of your CpS (cookies per second)
"Oh my god, I really didn't mean to start THE GRANDMAPOCALYPSE! RUN FROM THESE SLIMY LOOKIN' STUPID WEIRDO THINGIES!!!!!"
by Dictonary King August 19, 2015
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Grandma

That creepy old hag that lives under your bed and kills all your pets and comes out once every 100 moons to rape you buy her skin is just peeling off and you scream in pain because she has a penis on her back and a vagina on her head...
Wow you totally saw and got grandma
by That definition girl March 26, 2017
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grandma has no rules

1. THE BEST FRIGGIN BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"
by grandma March 13, 2005
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Grandmaster Jay

Grandmaster Jay is an Old School Hip Hop pioneer. He first appeared in the late 70s as a rapper and was seen with the like of the stars of that day (Sugar Hill, Sequence, Treacherous Three, West Street Mob,ect) He changed into a deejay in the early 80s and was very popular until RUN DMC appeared and Jam Master Jay stole his name. Many confuse the two to this day. He is a part of The CORE DJs, Funkmaster Flexx's Pitbull All-Stars, Grandmaster Jay is still around today spinning behind major rappers and producing major cuts. He was recently spotted on tour with Talib Kweli and The Legends of Hip Hop Tour.
by HipHopHistorian June 10, 2010
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Grandma saucicles

A sauce in which the various disturbing contents are included : Ketsup, hot sauce, chunks of your old bewithered witch of a grandmother, who feeds you candy that has been sitting in her old rickety cupboards that reek of musty old men, for who knows how long. >.>
" Jonny apple seed, Where in the HELL have you put my grandma saucicles, ive been looking for it ALL day and my feet are getting oh so sweaty and smell like sour cow dung okay, it's not funny, give it back!!", yelled little miss McMuffit so very ferosioucly while she very quietly had a violent moment of silent angry shaking.
by mistrifious April 19, 2009
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Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.
Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW
by Bthibs October 19, 2011
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Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.
with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven
by migadimika May 5, 2012
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