Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

by Hammy November 24, 2003

salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.

"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"

by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009

Pharoh's Goggles

The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.

That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles

by CEEARECEE February 6, 2009

Girl Goggles

Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.

Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?

Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles

by nikongod March 8, 2013

Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

Feminist goggles

The glasses a feminists view a male through. The less effeminate and like a female the guy is, the more the feminist goggles distort reality.

When a girl tells a guy fuck you and its meant as an insult, more guys than not would hear the insult it was meant to be. The double standard is in the way guys don't get to say fuck you to each other without something happening, and females know how to get by without anything happening (unless its to the guy such as jail time or other similar consequences).

Girl-Fuck you!
What a guy is really like- Fuck you too ya mouthy fuckin cunt!

Guy through feminist goggles-Oh fuck she said fuck you, now I'm gonna have to fight a hard on. Whether I'm attracted to a girl in a romantic way or not, I know that because she's a girl and she said fuck you I'm gonna end up getting a hard on. All guys are like me (except guys that think like females). I hear things exactly as I want them to be, and if its a female, since I want to fuck her whether I've thought about whether I'd really want to fuck the girl (or marry the girl) or not, I want to hear her talk to me about fucking.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019