five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth

Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".

by Babies August 13, 2006

fiverr

1: A five dollar bill
2: A website were people do online services for five dollars

You got a fiverr I can use?

by badgerman5566 May 9, 2010

five-foot nine

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

by W.C's own June 25, 2006

I already got like five

If someone makes you an offer and you wish to decline say this.

Hey! you want a million dollars?
--Uh. That's okay. I already got like five.

by Rockefeller April 29, 2004

Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

What Cartman of South Park likes to shout when he is in the belief that he is Vietnamese Prostitute called Ming Lee.

"Sucky! sucky! five dolla!"
"Give me eight dollar socia-boy I love you long time"
"Ten dollar? Sucky sucky?!"

by bandanasarerad November 8, 2006

Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

five head

A very large forehead - 25% larger in fact.

The sun is just beating down on my five head today.

Maybe you should get some Rogaine next time you're getting your Viagara old man.

by Bo Dizzle May 5, 2004