The Five Rules

Five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any sexual acts with. Once you break one rule, you break them all. These are;
1. Animals
2. Men (presuming you're male)
3. Family
4. Children
5. Dead People

Sean: Tom's getting off a 14 year old again.
Matthew: Lock up your cat, he'll be going for that next!
Sean: What do you mean?
Matthew: 'The Five Rules', once you break one rule you break them all...

by HCC137 December 27, 2011

Five Guys

The burger chain whose name is based on the fact that you produce as much poop as five guys after consuming their hamburgers.

Man I ate Five Guys the other day, and for a whole day afterwards I shit as much as five guys.

by pj9988 May 28, 2009

Low five

In sports, this is the act of slapping the behind of a teammate or competitor.

He gave me a LOW FIVE when he passed me in mile seven of yesterday's marathon.

by Slow Fox August 15, 2008

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

Five in The Pink, FIVE in the STiNk!

When a girl (normally your little sister)bends over and sticks her young plump ass in the air. She scoots her knees close to her elbows and puts her face in the dirt while you and your friends take turns punching her in the anus and vagina simultaeneously. Best if done with an in/out piston like motion.

Double fisted whammy fucker. I tried it for the first time in Iceland.

by Sphen April 19, 2005

five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

put five on it

To place five American dollars on a dime ( small ) bag of marijuana. Usually used as a contribution towards the total sum of the marijuana.

Lupe did you contribute towards the weed? Why yes, I put five on it.

by Callan Griffiths November 13, 2005